A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.
by US Gouverment May 31, 2020
Get the Kevin Penguinmug. A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.
Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014
Get the Swaggy Kevinmug. When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.
Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.
by Obi-Juan Ginobili May 29, 2016
Get the Pulling a Kevinmug. Kevin George aka Baby Gorgeous is an alternative R&B/Hip-Hop artist. With hits like High Like This and She Don’t Love Me, KG has easily been crowned best music artist out of Connecticut this decade.
by jasonamro6 April 16, 2019
Get the Kevin Georgemug. A garbage kid with glasses that swears he is better than everyone at videogames but in reality is the worst player in this universe.
by dirtiest of the dans January 25, 2014
Get the garbage kevinmug. best ass obscure show from the 2000s about a chain smoking alcoholic sociopath at Canada n stuff you should watch it 100% (theres 8 seasons. I warned you)
by manwhatheskallop September 3, 2023
Get the kevin spencermug. Somone who greatly enjoys the shizer, often when it is maximized. When maximized he takes it in the butt while saying... oooooooooo rub it. shiza.
by Shizer Face July 15, 2003
Get the Kevin Mayersmug.