out of jimmy's head

the adorable story of a teenager who is heavily addicted to ketamine and thinks he hears imaginary cartoons talking to him.

typical out of jimmy's head conversation:

jimmy: i dont know, i dont think a boat race would help me win the science fair.

kid sitting next to jimmy: who the hell are you talking to?

by reddevilspal June 20, 2008

Jimmy Big Penis

The man with the largest donger known to man

Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!

by Appleeater770 July 14, 2016

Jimmy Jim jam

its when your jim jams are jamming too hard

Yo bro i just had a jimmy jim jam moment XD rawr

by Namesareforchumps September 16, 2017

machine gun jimmy

That one douche bag who is always in the garage with a machine gun on the Villa level of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2.

WATCH OUT FOR MACHINE GUN JIMMY!!!

Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?

You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.

by Penguin156 August 24, 2009

Moussin' ur Jimmy

A male form of masturbation which includes the use of hair products as lubrication.

"Hey Joey! What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you moussin' ur Jimmy in there?"

by Don Laughlin August 21, 2013

jimmy big can

Famous pornstar who has fucked over 1000 people (male and female). He goes by the name of Jimmy and the "big can," in the name jimmy big can, refers to his penis, for it has the circumference equal to that of a beer can.

Boy: "Look at that jimmy guy over there...."

Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."

by JimmyBigcan May 17, 2016

little jimmy and the twins

A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.

Dick
Penis

He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.

by Little Jimmy and the Twins April 20, 2018