The Minecraft Movie

I am jerking off and shit 'cause I'm in fucking Minecraft

*During game sesh* I'm in The Minecraft Movie

by John UrbanDictionary II April 11, 2025

Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)

Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!

by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025

Minecraft

Something better than fortnite.

Me: wanna play Minecraft?
YOU: hell yeah.

by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

Minecraft Steve

A boy called Isaac who gets grade 3

Isaac is Minecraft Steve

by Voltax Definitions June 26, 2023

Minecraft

A game played by the gods

I'm playing Minecraft leave me alone

by Puppyface79 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

A genuine modern-day work of art.

Enough said.

- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft

by iBrokeCheats January 30, 2021

Minecraft

See Drugs

Are you playing Minecraft dawg?

Naw nigga I’m doing some drugs

by ThatDog November 28, 2019