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homesar

Someone so phreaking wigged-out that even Strong Sad busts on him.
Homesar: "Hey Tubs! I just lost my Jenga-jam!"
Bubs: "Don't you talk to me!"
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003
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homesar

Oh, no! You sank my jengaship.
by Shane Helms April 29, 2003
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hobosexual

Sex in a dumpster.

One who prefers masturbation to acutal intercourse.

Enjoying coke bottle sex/ masturbation with garbage objects.
the stately gentleman in the seven coats and grocery cart.
by Macadaciouse June 10, 2004
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Homosexual

'Homo' means 'of the same'. Therefore, Homo-sexual, means 'attracted to someone of the same sex'. Typically, this term is used to describe a male being attracted to another male. BUT, this term may also be used to describe a female being attracted to another female; this type of attraction can also be reffered to as Lesbian. A different word that is used to describe homosexuality is 'gay'.
Henry came out to his family as homosexual when he was 17 years old..

Alison came out as homosexual to both her friends and her family when she was only 13 years old..
by A.L.E. June 18, 2018
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Homosexuals

Homosexuals are annoying individuals who are soft and like to whine about straight everything constantly especially straight people or (normal people) bisexuals for instance are not really bi they just want attention.Homosexuals also force the fact upon you that they’re gay
Homosexuals - gay people that are brain dead and brainwashed
by Pigeonboi28 September 5, 2021
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Flamis Homosexualis

The guys that wax EVERYTHING and say, with emphasis, Heeeeeeeeeeey Guuuuuuuurl, to other flamis homosexualis'
by Sandy McFarland July 26, 2008
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Homeschooling

Homeschooling is one of two things:

1 -The worst decision a parent can make.
2 -The best decision a parent can make.

The difference: The parent(s) are normal, competent, motivated human beings that understand the responsibility of raising, educating, AND socializing their child before they make the decision to NOT let the government do it for them.
Homeschool mom 1: Do you SEE.. that homeschool mom over there?
Homeschool mom 2: Yeah, what about her?
HSM 1: Well, I heard that she lets her kids play sports.... with public school kids!
HSM 2: NO. Way. She lets them do things with other children their age!?

HSM 1: That's not even the worst of it. I heard.. her thirteen year old already has a job and it's NOT for their church!
HSM 2: What! So she gets paid? A thirteen year old is already making more money than me!?
HSM 1: She also does a theater group, science club, youth group, and dance lessons.... all involving public school kids and...*whispers* non-christians.

HSM 2: *gasp!* But what if she gets possessed by the satanic evil that is anything open to the public!?
HSM 1: That's not EVEN the worst of it... I heard they do this thing that's like Co-op .. but get this... It's three days a week AND they have high school level classes.
HSM 2: SHUT UP. You mean they're allowed to socialize more than once a week AND they're actually getting educated? What is this?

HSM 1: She calls it Homeschooling.
HSM 2: Wait, so what do WE do, then?
by qazplwsxokmedcijn123890 August 24, 2017
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