handle

for when your shorty acting crazy, she getting out of handle

"Jaquil you see shorty right there"
"Oh nah she acting handle"

by babyfacenaibreeshcakegirl July 31, 2025

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

Handjeroni

A hand job from a woman. When a woman pleasures a man with her hand(s).

My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.

by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025

handcel

a man who can not partake in sexual activity due to his little baby hands

bob: *has small hands*
women: wow what a baby handed little bitch boy handcel

by goyimcrusader January 6, 2026

Handerlash

The act of unconsciously consuming media that supports Identitarian-reality.

Fox news is pure Handerlash for Boomers.

MSNBC is nothing more than Handerlash for neurotic progressives .

by Mysticanthropist January 7, 2026

closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Waz Handler

Someone who handles Waz; a toilet cleaner...

Piss Harry

by Ridcully December 31, 2003