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Green Van Massacre 

The massacre of March 2007 in Berlin, CT. A green van was reported to have alledgedly been following close behind middle-school student school buses, the driver tipping the hat to a girl walking her dog. Since hat-tipping is against the law in Connecticut, immediate actionw as taken in order to save the town of Berlin's youth from being molested, violated, assaulted, or hurt.

Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.

"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.

As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."
Dude, did you see that? That man hat-tipped me. Could this be the next Green Van Massacre?

Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.

green pussy 

When that pussy is so rotten it green

Green Hit 

Getting the first hit of marajuana off of a pipe or bong.
" Pass it to me first , i get the green hit this time. "
Green Hit by BobbiFergie November 14, 2007

green day 

The best frickin band ever!!!!!! Billie Joe Armstrong (lead guitar and vocals), Mike Dirnt (Bass), Tre Cool/Frank Edwin Wright III (Drums). These guys are for real. SO BACK OFF!!!!!!!! mmmkay
American Idiot and Bvd. of Broken Dreams aren't the only songs on the CD so listen to the whole thing!
green day by LeSigh February 27, 2005

green headband pikachu 

the greatest super smash brothers brawl character. green headband pikachu, is found by going to pikachu, clicking x/y twice, and is wearing the headband from brendan in pokeman advance emerald.

he is owned by Clint, and wins by default against all other pikachu's in brawl
green headband pikachu:best ssbb character in the game
green headband pikachu by Ckazz October 5, 2009

green day 

Greenday is actually the definition of the earliest calendar day for appointments. For instance when you book an appointment with your doctor the earliest day available is the Green Day **Green for go**
Your GYNOB will see your green Vagina on the green day.
green day by Dave August 30, 2005