Evan

Evan: commonly British and stupid (common Brit name)

I think Evan is a Brit !!

by Étienne September 16, 2021

evan-mode

To raise one's voice.
To assert dominance.

To go berserk.

Everyone in the was being really loud, so Evan went evan-mode to shut everyone up, so he can finish his work.

by misterquick June 25, 2016

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020

Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019

Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.

Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

evan

evan is a person who likes homestuck

evannnn r u reading homestuck again

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.

Alexander Evans is a huge bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020