Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.

Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease

by Freshdumb December 23, 2019

car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

Kawasaki's disease

An Eli Tomac fan says stuff like "Eli Tomac is the best because he rides the edge," doesn't admit that the style of riding is very bipolar.

Poor guy he has Kawasaki's disease, he couldn't accept Cooper Web's championship win.

by KtmMasterrace May 30, 2019

Kirkinson’s Disease

A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.

She all over yo..she must got Kirkinson’s Disease

by Jazzo.La June 20, 2019

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019

jess disease

When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it

“Oh SHET JESS DISEASE KILL HER”

by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019