Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.
“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”
by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019

ARBI DISEASE is basically when you get really really bad explosive diharrea when hanging out with ARBI, if you wann get better you better drink up all that XASH WATER, this diease spreads very fast and affects your smell, your armpits will smell like ghorme sabzi since arbi never showers or brushes the teeth, also you develop oyster syndrom in your tutuz, and you better eat up all that lavashak
by SLAYYYbadass124 June 25, 2022

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Jacinto Disease also known as The Star Plague It often goes to portuguese people and American people and often hates woman almost deadly to get banned but tries to stay not cringe while in reality hes Based
by Saha Is trash December 7, 2021

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021
