Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Magician’s Donut

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.

The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.

by Saltburn January 20, 2024

Slop Donut

That south side anderson bitch

I'll short ya a Marlboro black if you let me glaze that slop donut

by DonutOpponent November 24, 2023

Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Donut Hole

When a person took such a fat shit that it only touches the outside rim of their asshole. Leaving a milk mustache effect on the anus. Only to be discovered when hitting it from the back.

Oh DAMN BITCH, you got DONUT HOLE!

by Donut Master Blaster December 7, 2023

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023

Strawberry Filled Donut

When you’re performing the act of anal, and she looks back at you and says to stop because she has to poop. So you bear down even deeper and tell her to shit around it. The result is a glazed rose bud with a chocolate ring, of which resembles a strawberry filled chocolate donut.

Eric: “Bro, I’m trying to spice up the sex life with this new girl I’m with. She’s into some nasty shit too.”
Thomas: “ Have you given her a Strawberry Filled Donut?”

by thatjboi23 April 12, 2023