mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022

A.N.N disease

A disease that is caused by a certain species of frog located in the outskirts of bukit sentosa, malaysia. Those who are infected will find themselves speaking in a different language, talking gibberish and typing random words. The only way to cure this disease is to follow a guy to Japan. :3

She had the A.N.N disease and she followed him to Japan to cure it.

by Doctor Helz Raj November 21, 2018

Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021

digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 6, 2021

Clairvoyant disease

When you over think something so much that you go into the situation with the mindset that something bad will happen, and then it does because you’ve gone in with that mindset.

For example going to a job interview they you’re nervous about and overthink it and think it will go wrong so it happens because you’ve gone in with that mindset so you’ve predicted it, hence clairvoyant disease

by Benjenno April 18, 2024

Gates Disease

Any condition, adverse event, or death potentially attributable to vaccines or countermeasures. The name was created to expose the lack of scientific ethics caused by multi-billion dollar investments and financial coercion from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in the scientific community.

Jerry died suddenly of Gates Disease after getting his second Pfizer shot.

by Toothman22 August 16, 2024

Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.

Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.

by Catlover145 June 24, 2017