Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce

Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.

by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018

sumo disease

A disease in when you go to a live stream and flood the chat because you want to talk to the streamer and or because you're wanting to help them, or possible you're obsessed with the game that the streamer is streaming.

JoshOfAllTrades: *Does 1 thing*
Steve, With Sumo Disease: Hey you can go through the thing and then to the place with the rocks a-... babble babble

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018

Hot girl disease

When you text a girl and she texts you with a ,” can I wear your hoodie.” And you just sit there going should I let her wear it. Then she hits you with a ,” can you do what I say.” Your heart is 50/50 because you don’t know if she is bein controlling or being nice. She passes this disease down from girl to girl and the only way to stop it is by getting a bf. If you see a girl with hot girl disease and if you ain’t her boyfriend your pants will be wet for reasons only guys know if

She had hot girl disease

by XDXDXDXD ROARRR December 31, 2018

Refrigerator Disease

When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.

Him: Do we have any ketchup?

Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?

Him: YES! It’s not there.

Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!

Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.

by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019

veneereal disease

A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.

I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

venefake disease

A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.

Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

Buttsex Disease

A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".

Due to his Buttsex Disease, Simon was still mad Nate killed him in Minecraft.

by ThePTFOGuy July 5, 2018