Covid Blowfest

A gathering of Covidiots.

The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest

by Major General Disaster June 28, 2020

Covidated

People who got infected with Covid.

Joe's family just got covidated.

by Shazzaam January 10, 2021

covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)

example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."

by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021

Covid-chronicles

The never-ending string of YouTube videos you produced while 'sheltering in place.'

Hey dude, check out my covid-chronicles! They're fascinating! I've caught it all on video! I get up...make my breakfast...stare at the wall...make my lunch...roll around on the floor...stare some more...make some supper...twirl in place until I'm dizzy...go to bed...

by East Tennessee April 14, 2020

Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022