Cooney

the act of being whipped, one that is whipped, one whose girlfriend has tied a rope around his testicles and drags him around to which he freely and enjoyably follows

> Yo nick has been cooneyed he is sooo whipped

by smegma man and you an asshole February 26, 2009

cooni

also known as
1) crackhead
2) part time hoe
3) ..and connie

i wanna be a connie when i grow up!

by tammyy July 2, 2004

Coonin

The act of doing nothing productive when there is work to be done. Also can involve doing everything possible to get out of said work or just being sketchy in general.

Friend 1: You guys want to study for our test?
Friend 2: Naw We're lookin to coon

I was coonin so hard last night! I got nothing done.

by Coon master December 21, 2012

Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.

Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.

by ShyGuydj June 14, 2011

cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.

OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

Cooncha

A Black Vagina

I was gonna fuck the shit out of her cooncha.

by Unknown000000000000 July 12, 2011

cooned

A cooler way of saying pwned or owned. It pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.

*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"

by user123456789 March 31, 2008