cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

Hailey Cook

If you ever met a Hailey Cook she will change your life into happiness if you were in depression. She is the most worthy, sweet, loving, and beautiful. She also will tell you wants been on her mind. If you meet a Hailey Cook, try to make her your girlfriend. It is worth it.

Person 1: is that Hailey Cook
Person 2: yeah she is the best girlfriend ever

by Horrorman2900 May 6, 2023

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

Cooking

When one is making progress or doing something right.

Hold on, he's cooking.

Someone cooked here.

by shit_on_your_forehead December 19, 2022

Dj cook

A youtuber who "exposes" 3AM youtubers or little kids. He isnt that good and is gets repetetive real fast after a phew videos, and never aknowleges real serious problems :<

"Dj cook only uses kids videos for money"

by Stella_starz February 22, 2024

savannah cook

she is a god, she is a cheerleader and is absolutely stunning but calls herself a rat. She does track and is one fast pepper!!! she is hilarious and amazing and if u ever need talk to someone, talk to savannah. she may be in drama sometimes but she isn’t toxic. She is blonde or brunette

catch phrases: GET NAY NAYED

Luke Cocoran: Savannah cook will u go out with me?

Savannah cook: YES! get nay nayed chelsea!!!!

by delanawasnthere November 6, 2019