Callum

Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.

Stop playing games in class Callum!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

Callum

Also see gigachad. Massive legend. Not afraid to break a neck or two in football. Timewasting expert. Single for life!
Slightly alpha but working on it. A very interesting person as you can tell. BTW he has a footlong!

Callum is a gigachad.
Callum is single but always ready for a good night in

by FanpageofAH September 22, 2022

CallMeCaptain

My pseudoname as the 'Man in Gray' who volunteers for the IC and people in general. The CIA thinks it's catchy. You may also know ME as ImmaPirate, Echa, or José. I'm cannon, and there's only ONE CallMeCaptain. I will take reclaim what's been taken from me.

Redumbdants: Josssseé!...

CallMeCaptain: That's not me name anymore...It's Echa... And you an asshole.

Redumbdant: Joseeeeé!

by ReclaimedNamesake October 4, 2022

Callum

The most amazing gay person you'll ever meet. He is sweet and kind but has the ability to be a right asshole sometimes. Really sensitive, especially when it comes to Fortnite and coming out. Loves to take it in the backdoor.

Callum is one of the good types of gay people.

by JammyDodger21 October 9, 2022

calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022

callum

Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)

If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.

by Strip club fan October 25, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022