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California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California
Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch
by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019
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California Flipflop

A California flip flop is the action of 2 males who have girlfriends who switch partners (voluntary or not) and commit sexual actions onto them.
Hey David remember that time we did a California Flipflop?? So amazing!
by Vaginallover6969 May 22, 2019
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california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
by Jack inoff May 26, 2019
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The California cum shot

When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”

JIMBO- “hol up”
by TRASHBOAT8312 October 6, 2019
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California stirfry

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?
by ChinkBob August 22, 2019
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California Cerulean Ohserpentus

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018
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California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
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