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The Covid

Old people refer to the coronavirus as the "the covid" in northern states instead of just calling it "Covid" or "Coronavirus"
"Have you seen the news? The Covid is running rampid."
by Dr. Ronald Harvey December 1, 2022
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Covid-𝜊

Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. South Africa’s second “variant of concern”—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass some, if not all, of the protection from WHO-approved vaccines.
What are the odds that profiteering-driven vaccine makers would soon recommend that folks, who have recently received their booster shot against the Delta variant, to also receive their fourth jab against Covid-𝜊?
by MathPlus November 26, 2021
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Covid Environmental Cunt

CEC Covid EnvironmentalCunt

A person who thinks a global pandemic is a good thing as it helps clean the air, restore the ozone layer at the expense of the human beings who populate the planet.
My friend says the birdsong is so loud and clear, but I’m sorry your friends died. I think he’s a right Covid Environmental Cunt
by Flash Armour April 5, 2020
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Covid Casualty

Something that you really liked or enjoyed doing before Covid. Watching sporting events, reading certain genres, Dining out, being around people.
Due, are you going to watch every game during March Madness? No, I won't watch games any more. It's a Covid Casualty
by Norman1973 March 17, 2022
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COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over
Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023
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Covid-🧛 ♂️

When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?
While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.
by Covido November 21, 2020
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Covid-🧠

When the brain function of patients with severe Covid-19 could be impaired, as the virus could invade the frontal lobe through nerves in the nose.
Those suffering from Covid-🧠 are likely to have movement disorders like tremor or seizures, which can cause problems with planning and social behavior.
by MathPlus March 15, 2021
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