Cross Country

The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!

A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"

B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"

by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017

country salute

to punch someone in the mouth

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.

by city-slicker October 9, 2023

New Polynormers Country

For the same definition, see "Hell"

New Polynormers Country is hell, don't go there

by fwefff September 24, 2022

Virginia country steak

When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.

My friend and I went to beach, when we got home I helped her make a virginia country steak.

by Ziggarot May 31, 2018

Country English

Proper Grammar used in the south aka Slang

I speak that Country English in Florida

by CashmereJ December 20, 2018

Country Toads

Toads, but Country.

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.

by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019

country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter May 15, 2018