Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

cooked

mentally unstable; idiot; dumb

person 1: Man that bitch is COOKED.

person 2: yeah what do you expect, its sydney jee

by gottabecontemporary March 6, 2024

cook-ied

I want to be fucked.

Jerome:Why ur bitch wildin out like that?
Trey:Dont worry I havent cook-ied her yet.

by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

cooked

To get cooked is to get destroyed or humiliated, to be embarassed by someone else being so much better than you.

He got cooked

by tittimandra June 2, 2023

Carrie Cook

Gavin cook's lover

Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!

by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018