(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.
Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. 
by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches
by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
by egokills February 17, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.