Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 01, 2021

Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

by FreakinWeekend February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Putting it all in there.

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.

by Gregg Brown February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.

Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.

by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 05, 2010