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bacon out

In movies when someone is badly hurt or close to death and they hit the ground and convulse or seizure. The best bacon out is usually the result of a virus or disease and often accompanied by foaming at the mouth.
My favorite part in Terminator 2 was when that guy who invented the cybernetic hand was baconing out after being shot and was still able to detonate the bombs.
by Van Def July 7, 2005
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Bacon Shaker

A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.
The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".
by jtumas January 12, 2010
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Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.
Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!
by evaaty June 14, 2011
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bacon hangover

a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.
Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.
by porcineperson August 23, 2011
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Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant
1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."
by Detroit Jong September 11, 2012
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bacon

the closet thing to dying and going to sweet, meaty and juicy heaven. Also very close to happiness of any way, shape and form.
America: You can't buy happiness with money, but bacon is pretty fucking close.

Israel: That's a goddamn lie!
by hoogablagoo1234567890 August 26, 2013
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baconification

The art of adding bacon to basically anything
"Hey man, you really need to learn the ways of baconification if you want to join those folks on youtube!"
by Penismuncher123 January 5, 2014
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