Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

by Lil Potato June 24, 2017

Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).

You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.

by gegilso September 30, 2020

Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.

Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.

by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020

Baking

Synonym for the UK slang term 'bait'.
Baking is used to describe something of a dangerous

Used to describe when a situation is particularly troublesome for an individual / collective taking part in typically illegal activities.

"Feds about tonight, bare baking"
"I just lost my Bag, so baking"
"Lost my half z, Bakin' af"

by Ice Wollacum March 15, 2024

Baked Nebraska

A pothead from the midwestern plains states.

I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.

by Goosey Goose March 7, 2022

Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.

C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.

by PDX1970 October 24, 2025

Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam

Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin

by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022