Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.
by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025
Get the Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)mug. Boy 1: Yes the boy you baked like?
The Boy: Aye boy I’m canny baked like boy.
Boy 1: Aye boy that’s the one like boy.
The Boy: Aye boy uno it boy.
The Boy: Aye boy I’m canny baked like boy.
Boy 1: Aye boy that’s the one like boy.
The Boy: Aye boy uno it boy.
by The Baked Boy February 9, 2022
Get the Bakedmug. Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
Get the cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the godsmug. v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.
Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.
Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.
Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
by Squalidarity October 10, 2023
Get the Bakemug. When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.
"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC
by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016
Get the Clam Bakemug. by Jimmyfalling October 29, 2017
Get the aqua bakemug. When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
Get the baked bean diarrheamug.