Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
by Hageam January 13, 2008
Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.
" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "
by marscopar April 06, 2010
by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013
The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.
It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!
by Txgirl December 29, 2007
When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.
The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.
by Glenn S. January 25, 2004
An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
also
C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
also
C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez April 12, 2011
The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021