A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022
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1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
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Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
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Get the Alabama Scuba Diver mug.The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.
The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.
The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.
The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.
As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
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*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh
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