Australians

they had a war with emus and lost

OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS

by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022

Australia

Satans playground

“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”

by Short bean April 13, 2022

Australian Shepherd

MISO

Nah man that’s an Australian Shepherd.

by 420BITCH69 April 18, 2022

Australia

ǝʇɐɯ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ǝʎ

“ello mate, welcome to australia. nice weather were having aint it brah?”

by haha yez April 19, 2022

astranalakaph

looking at a tv for 5 weeks straight.

hey bro lets pull off an astranalakaph.

by takky bakky May 2, 2022

Australia

A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**

"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"

by mintehberri May 20, 2022

Australian Airstrike

When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.

I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.

by Justpulledavinnie May 29, 2022