Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

by setbridge November 12, 2012

Shed Some Blood On The Situation

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.

Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.

by It Was Written June 16, 2010

Stop it, get some help

What you say when your friends are looking up their names on urban dictionary.

Friend 1: omg my name on urban dictionary means-

Friend 2: Stop it, get some help

by Jinglejangle1212 November 25, 2021

cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017

A pound of salt and some coke

Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”

“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."

by Words… April 3, 2022

das some fat ass

the most round ass u ever seen, only used when they real fine

ohhh damn there goes julianna das some fat ass!!

by 444free July 11, 2016

fuck up some stamps

To buy or eat a lot of food at once. use more punches in dining halls than one would on a normal day in college, use more food stamps/EBT funds than normal.

Derived from food using food stamps and fuck up some commas, this is how people on that EBT say munch.

Bruh i just pulled 5 jibs, im boutta fuck up some stamps tonight
I just did some ghetto stock trading and now i have an extra $100 for food this week. When my boys pull up, we boutta go to walmart and fuck up some stamps, ya heard

by Prill. October 17, 2018