pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

Deep long neck

Deep long neck is a deep oral sex act that usually lasts a long time.

That girl gave me deep long neck

by Jacknifejesse June 10, 2017

Long Island IV

When a member of the Jersey Shore does too much cocaine

Snooki had to take an Long Island IV last Friday.

by Dreamypalmtree June 17, 2020

Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022

Long Island Blunt

A single blunt containing 5 (or more) different strains of Marijuana. Similar to how a Long Island Ice Tea contains 5 types of alcohol, but with weed. Typically found in areas where marijuana or medical marijuana is legal.

Also could be called a Long Island Ice Tea Blunt.

Originated in Colorado

After going to the dispensary, we rolled up a Long Island Blunt.

by Papa Skunk September 16, 2013