Karen

A very entitled woman (mainly of European descent) whose blind to her own privilege. Usually a bored soccer-mom, housewife, or single with wine and pets as her only true friends. Her top hobbies include:

1. Calling cops on harmless minorities who dare to exist in the same public space as her.
2. Demanding to speak to the general manager over workers who dare to not suck up to her with service.
3. Unleashing her wrath of social media rants 5+ over first world problems that don't serve her royal sense of self.

McDonald's worker: #75! Ma'am your Big Mac is ready.
Karen: Did you just ASSUME my gender?
McDonald's worker: No I was telling you your ord-
Karen: Let me speak to your manager.
McDonald's worker: I was ju-
Karen: Now!!!!!

by runsunmon June 2, 2020

Karen C.B.N.

The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem shell definatly find a way around it

Guy1: man i wish i could have Karen C.B.N. sit on me

Guy2:yea ive had a raging boner for hours thinking about her
Guy1:man i could cum a thousand times to her
Guy2:yea bro ima give myself a quick jack i cant stand it

by CrazyNinjaBoiiiii May 31, 2018

Karen

The dumbest person you will ever meet. Whose hair is shiny, teeth are perfect, and skirt is tiny barely covering her perky hiney.

I once saw her (Karen) put a D in the word “orange”

by ༒ Akuma ༒ April 14, 2023

Karen immunity

Karen immunity (noun) - a common phenomenon whereby a person has the sudden and absolute right to do anything and anywhere regardless of position or context.

1) Karen told the store manager how to do his job despite her Karen immunity being total bullshit.
2) Upon being arrested by cops enjoying a Costco hot dog, Karen insisted handcuffs violated her Karen immunity at a private establishment.

by Ninjanerd32 November 19, 2020

Karen

Karen is someone who loves the little things in life. A person who can be both, to themselves or involved with their peers. A homebody but adventurous.

She can be fierce and direct, but very compassionate and understanding. She’s someone who is talented and a sore loser. She can be very delicate sometimes. Her biggest fear is not being what she feels she’s destined to be which ultimately makes her a very hard worker and goal oriented. She’s someone who is loved by all, and loved all.

Karen is very sweet, I love her.

by ppie6 November 22, 2021

Karen

A pseudo name for someone who, against all knowledge, research, education or common knowledge, has a sook over anything that is mildy inconvenient.

Struth, Jason was complaining that he could only go on 2 international holidays this year instead of 3 due to COVID, what a Karen.

by Thick_Dad_Wrists October 13, 2021

Karen

The one that took the kids. She is the ultimate soccer mom, and she has a signature haircut. These Karens aren't always named Karen, so watch out. Beware going on Facebook cuz they're known to inhabit that site.

(BTW this is not supposed to be towards people named Karen, just the people that matches the "Karen" description)

Guy 1: I just got a divorce.
Guy 2: Did she take the kids?
Guy 1: Yea...
Guy 2: You might want to go sneak mode if you ever want to see your kids again cuz she's a Karen .

by melonboi123 May 13, 2020