Max Brown

Noun, Scottish Slang
A word used to describe a creepy friend.

Just saw Ed going into the female bathrooms, What a Max Brown!!

by The $toked September 8, 2021

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

brown nebula

The spray pattern left on the sheets when you use too much lube during anal sex.

Dude, our first time trying anal left a brown nebula the size of a galaxy!

by TheSzerdi June 25, 2017

brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

brown general

When you take an especially impressive dump and the turd stands up on end, sticking out of the water. Resembles a soldier standing at attention.

"Dude, Smitty dropped a brown general and left it propping the lid open."

by dickcheney December 5, 2007

Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but dressed up as a clown ;)

{friend} why are you dressed up as a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her

by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 14, 2019

Charlotte Brown

When you have explosive diarrhea and it all comes out at once.

"Bro, I swear to god I just released the most painful Charlotte Brown ever. On god, it was coming out for about a minute and half, I felt like Satan was just summoned from my anus."

by Gost LuNar December 2, 2022