I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

hi I'm Chucky

wanna playyyyy

hi I'm (blank) who are you?

hi I'm chucky wanna playyyy

by 13609876543 September 22, 2020

I'm a fucking libra

Sentence used by the drag queen Adore Delano on the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race.

Someone: Your wig is about to fall off girl.
Adore: I'm a fucking libra so leave me alone.

by Laura_mmbb August 19, 2021

I'm a general WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

A line in the song Stay Alive. The best part of the whole song

Instead of me he promotes Charles Lee! Makes him second in command. I'm a general WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

by daily log on urban dictionary July 5, 2023

i'm soooo emo

A term used by a person who wants to be different and special and thinks just because they're sad for a second they can progress to emo level. According to buzfeed, they are only 14% emo, so they should just give up on their dreams.

that girl keeps saying i'm soooo emo, i'm gonna kick her

by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019

I'm being watched

say Hi for me< ok?

person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."

by the definition maniac 69-24-7 April 2, 2021

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 27, 2011