Thomas the train

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …

by Orchadicus October 19, 2022

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hifi train

A line of cars all souped up blasting the base and swerving down the streets

There was a fat ass hifi train that passed our school this morning.

by jkljofda April 12, 2005

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soul train

a single line of hair extending at least 1 foot anywhere on your body such as back, belly, legs, or even down your 1 foot penis.

Paris said, stick your soul train down my mouth

by J*Evans March 19, 2010

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Midnight Train

A gang bang involving a a girl and a bunch of bi-sexual or crazy straight guys putting there penises up each others butts in the form of a ho-train and each guy goes one by one taking turns on his best friend's sister. And you leave your socks and hats on.

Witz: Tom's sister was pretty good while we rocked her world with a midnight train.

Amelio: Ince, Ince, Ince

by Viva La Bitchin' April 29, 2009

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