When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.
Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.
It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.
Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.
It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.
The five stages of Post-Potter Depression
Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"
Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"
Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)
Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!
Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"
(then back to Denial)
Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"
Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"
Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)
Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!
Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"
(then back to Denial)
by NotGonnaDieSoStopTryntaKillMe July 18, 2011
Get the Post-Potter Depressionmug. The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.
I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.
by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009
Get the post coital fartmug. Guy 1: did you give her your number?
Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.
Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.
by Arya D August 5, 2010
Get the Post-Nut Guiltmug. A state of being induced by the contemporary condition of the Industrial Age – itself a disturbing pathology. Post Industrial Psychosis is characterised by a sustained dissociation from the dominant social paradigm normalised by modern industrial society. Post Industrial Psychotics often suffer extreme sensations of alienation and marginalisation from the world in which they live. However, upon determining to embrace their psychosis, sufferers will often experience a breakthrough wherein the greater universal and eternal truths of the cycles of nature and the animal fact of our being are realised and celebrated. A myopic preoccupation with sense of entitlement and concern with capital are replaced with deep acknowledgement of integral responsibility to ones place in the symbiotic schema of chaos and existence.
Post Industrial Psychosis can be characterised by some or all of the following: suddenly quitting a stable job to explore the creative self; leaving a known and established home to live in a place where the language and people are foreign to the world you once knew; a burning desire to grow your own vegies and feed the ones you love; embracing the medicines of nature and other cultures; a thirst for intoxication and at times dependence on state-altering substances; conversely, a determination to live as cleanly and with as much clarity and grounding as possible; uncharacteristic adventures to foreign countries; impulsive bouts of political action and interest; opening one's heart to spiritual ways and waves; adamant desire to locate purpose and path; overwhelming obsession with the potential of community; conscious nurturing of the creative mind; self-responsibility for the impact of one's formative years and ancestral baggage; uncanny experience of synchronicity in daily life; refining one's relationship with instinct; celebration of movement...
"Maybe your suffering from Post -Industrial Psychosis?"
"I think my daughter is showing symptoms of Post -Industrial Psychosis."
"The womens post-industrial psychosis began to filter into her every moment of every day; until one day; she impulsively quit her job as a bank teller and decided to travel the world in search of her ancestors and her purpose."
"Maybe your suffering from Post -Industrial Psychosis?"
"I think my daughter is showing symptoms of Post -Industrial Psychosis."
"The womens post-industrial psychosis began to filter into her every moment of every day; until one day; she impulsively quit her job as a bank teller and decided to travel the world in search of her ancestors and her purpose."
by Citizens of Elysium August 22, 2011
Get the POST -INDUSTRIAL PSYCHOSISmug. the lingering feeling of euphoria experienced after a particularly amazing concert. symptoms include whistling songs played at the show, sporadic smiles, and flashbacks to particularly rad moments. known to last hours or even days.
by Bandaid Wannabe May 7, 2009
Get the post-show glowmug. This is when bomb threats, food fights, fist fights, etc. happens at school after a week or more of break.
Tarpon Springs Middle School had a post-break crisis when the princple took the entire week off after Spring Break last year, but it was a lot of fun.
by saradancestonomusic01 April 12, 2009
Get the post-break crisismug. The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.
The fart you hear from your parents bed room.
Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
by The Farterman August 27, 2011
Get the post-coital flatulencemug.