Like a Sunday morning shit.

Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss.

"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."

by Chaney P. October 21, 2005

three shits from Wedneday

A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.

three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done

John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.

by bizzybee January 28, 2010

get my shit in a pile

to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.

steve: hey man, hows school goin?
levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.

by oorah. August 25, 2009

Ass Hat Dip Shit

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.

Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.

by the non ass hat dip shit July 8, 2012

holy-poop-shit

when there is a large pile of shit also known as poop or caca, and smells like rotten eggs;)

oh my gosh did you see that girls holy-poop-shit in the toilet?

by pooplene;) June 3, 2010

Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!

by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005

shits hitting the fan

when you pick up poo and lob it in a fan and it sprays everywhere -

On xbox live:
Marc: OMG shits hitting the fan!
Steve: Oh no it must be spraying everywhere!

by Baldykaine February 14, 2012