chuckle fuck

when having sex and the girl cant stop laughing

dude wow my girlfriend and i had a chuckle fuck last night and it was annoying

by adremicdiz March 2, 2011

fuck your ass

1. All encompassing phrase used primarily as a substitute for shut the fuck up but not limited to that.

1a. Mum: "Oz, can you clean your ro-"
Me: "FUCK YOUR ASS!"

1b. Me: "You comin out tonight?"
Fats: "Nah man. I'm beat after walking up those stairs."
Me: "Well, fuck your ass then"
*walks off*

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

Mother Fuck You

what an Arab man says instead of fuck you

Person 1:this 7/11 sucks
Arab Person: Ahh Mother Fuck you, you stupid kid!

by Fluff60 February 27, 2009

Sheep Fucking Boots

1. Boots that are worn during sexual intercourse with sheep. This occurs when you follow or run a sheep up a hill so they "BAHHH"ck up into you.

Tony: I'm going out to "take care" of the sheep, I'll be back in a little while.

Chris: Better wear your sheep fucking boots!

Tony: Good idea!

by GotChaMingFu1111 February 9, 2010

Up skirt fuck

Where a guy pulls up a woman's skirt and fucks her.

John said Kathy let him up skirt fuck her.

by Deep blue 2012 August 5, 2010

Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

by rudeboyRZ January 21, 2009

Dragons Fucking Cars

An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.

Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.

Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome

by Efurion October 18, 2020