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your girlfriend looks like my mom

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well
His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”
by HitsBluntGuy June 5, 2018
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dont make me go upside your head

dontt amke me smash your head in
pimp: hay man wan suome drugs
thug: can you gimmi they for free or something might go rong
pimp: mother fucker dont make me go upside your head
by ()6_twitch_9() July 2, 2006
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The strongest of any type. The devil's dosage. Coke, Dank, Booze, Rave Pills, ANythING; the phrase uttered after consuming.
"Dude, I'm about to pop this exo, then take 3 drops of acid, then shoot 3 tequila shots!"

"Damn, Cleroy! That'll put some chest on your balls!
by goodmikey October 8, 2010
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May The Bridges You Burn Light Your Way

This great to use as you are writing somebody off for doing you wrong.
Dude, you had sex with my girlfriend, you stole twenty bucks out of my wallet, and smoked my last cig?

May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.
by Thom King October 16, 2005
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Send an ass pick to your male friend day

Send an ass pick to your male friend day, is when a female sends a booty picture to a Male friend they feel comfortable around.
This event happens on the 6th of every month.
Female: " Happy Send an ass pick to your male friend day." *sends booty pic*
Male: 0_0
Female: "Enjoy"
by Demented basterd April 5, 2021
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