taking a page out of my book

Attempting to copy or steal someone's idea or mannerism.

He's wearing a red hat like I do, he's taking a page out of my book .

by Boston Travis September 14, 2007

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010

licking out my freezer

An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.

"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."

by buttercupsdan May 10, 2009

My favorite porn star

an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.

(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.

(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.

by the_carrot July 20, 2008

step on my neck kids

brooke lynn hytes likes to use this phrase a lot. what a legend

amelia: i’m so sorry brooke-

brooke: step on my neck kids
kirsten: oh my god

by scarletenvyrunning May 8, 2019

That's How I feed my Eel.

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.

"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."

by HipstaSquirrel June 14, 2016