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Dirty Doug

When you have that look on your face, when you want to be a badass and a hero. Instead, you truly have no idea what the fuck is going on.

When you are standing somewhere, looking like Mr. Badass, but when asked about anything your response is " I have no idea."

The dirty Doug is that look on your face of utter doubt and uncertainty, while trying to be the ultimate hero.

Similar to how Nicholas Cage looked in the movie 9/11.
Firefighter 1: " Here comes our fire chief"
Firefighter 2: " Do you think he will have that dirty doug look on his face again?"

Firefighter 1: " Yes probably, he's trying to look like a badass hero, but truly has no idea what the fuck he's doing. The house will most likely burn down from his lack of intelligence, and how more important it is to him how a badass hero he looks like."
by Dirty Jim Doug June 11, 2018
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dirty sahithi

A woman from the suburbs who is addicted to heroin and pays for it by murdering the most empowering women of color. She also usually has a squishy cooter which makes sounds similar to the noise of squidward walking.
Did you hear about michelle obama? She got killed by some dirty sahithi from Naperville
by megacoochie April 3, 2020
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Dirty Umar

When you're 69ing and you shove a cucumber up her ass.

Similar to a Dirty Omar. The difference being it's done from underneath
Ryan gave Michael a dirty Umar last night.
by MaryMan April 22, 2020
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Dirty Ashish

A guy who touches himself while looking at coworkers
Hey, that dirty Ashish is looking at you again. You wanna guess what he’s touching?!?!?
by Maoext June 2, 2020
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Dirty Mohamed

A dirty Mohamed will have sex with a woman and when she queefs he wants it blown into his mouth
I got to taste her as she gave me a Dirty Mohamed.
by Orbital Showman June 4, 2020
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dirty carpenter

when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds
jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!

john-what the fuck?
by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011
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Dirty Amanda

When your cat throws up in your mouth and you accidentally swallow it
Yesterday my cat gave me a dirty amanda and it was very disgusting!
by TikTok And Taco Bell Lover April 16, 2020
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