Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig

1. Another way of saying "nuthin' sis," or "nuthin' bro," or "nuthin' couz."

2. Tossing and rotating poop while shoveling dirt or miming the shoveling of dirt.

3. Eating Fig Newtons

-Hey, wutup?

-Ooh you know, just Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig. You?

-Nuttin... What the hell did you just say?

-What? What just happened? I must've blacked out or something-call a doctor.

by Barnaby J October 10, 2008

The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.

This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012

eat shit and die slow

This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.

I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.

by b from the bay December 21, 2005

shit stick

1. A moment when all luck is bad.
2. A cruel insult for someone you hate.

1. I just got beat with the shit stick!2. I am gonna cap yo ass with a 9-, shit stick.

by CJ March 8, 2004

pissing the shit out of me

when a person irritates you so much

Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"

by eric quackstein February 16, 2012

shit my ass out

When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.

"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.

by ClinicalDeath March 10, 2009

dumber than dog shit

Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.

1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.

2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.

by kr3493k February 14, 2008