Felony Fuck Friend

an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.

I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?

by The Jax April 19, 2007

fuck my luck

An expression that shows dismay over one's situation.

What do you mean the car won't start? Ohhh, fuck my luck.

by hhamdy283 April 6, 2006

Word The Fuck Up

A declaration of undeniable certainty.

Person A: You're such a baller person B
Person B: Word The Fuck Up

by Jim Garcia July 6, 2007

hard core fuck

Having hard core sex so hard that the pussy turns bright red and the dick cums so much that it is soaked and the woman is moaning so loud the neighbors here it across the street.

Hey you want to hard core fuck tonight
Yes how much will it be.......
UUUUUUUh😦😦😦😦😦🍒🍆🍑

by Pussy slayer 690690 May 19, 2017

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011

foot fuck job

The act of fornicating with two lubricated bare feet while inserting just the head of the penis into the female's oral cavity. Typically the woman sits in an upright butterfly position with the feet a few inches from her oral cavity allowing for maximum blowjob potential. Flexibility in the hips is required.

Treva: That couch looks comfortable!
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.

by MegJay August 20, 2010

Fuck Me Running

Shortened FMR .

Term used when somewhat speechless, in Shock and/or Amazement

Did you hear that the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Well Fuck Me Running

by Stormy G January 5, 2012