Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009

man

a human that not girl xD

I am a real man.

by Nick and a butt cheek November 30, 2020

The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

The man from Mars

The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.

If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!

by The.Man.From.Mars November 23, 2021

E-Man

E-Man is a god among men, a solid 10/10 hottie and the wielder of a grand meat sceptre.

Man 1: Get on your knees brother, it's the time of day we pray for E-Man
Man 2: Pray we shall

by emanlover December 1, 2020