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courage wank

Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.
"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"

"No way dude that's risky shit"
by jimtim February 19, 2014
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Eco Wank

Having a tug while listening to erotic noises coming from your housemates bedroom.
I had an Eco Wank last night while Vitu was banging is bird.
by Loverat101 October 22, 2019
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Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
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wank bucketedness

When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.
Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.

Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
by Johnny6162 September 15, 2022
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Wank shit

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself
oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.
by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018
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Wank Blank

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”
by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019
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Lil Wank

Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
by Danish Gamer 123 September 3, 2019
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