I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.
by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

by mountsinai January 12, 2019

Van is a guy with most likely blonde or dark brown hair with blue or brown eyes. He is shy but is not shy around his friends, he works hard and enjoys the little things in life. Van has the most beautiful of eyes that you can sometimes loose yourself in. Van is also goofy and caring and loves dogs. When Van is passionate about something he really is passionate about it.
by BananaAnonymus August 28, 2021

literally the best surname in the universe. If you know anyone with this surname never let them go, they are the sweetest kindest person ever and you know they will be there for you but if you betray them they will never forget.
by mickylolo June 14, 2022

by Please dont rape me April 25, 2020

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch
by Van peng November 23, 2021
