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Van Diesen

A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.
Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick
Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--
by Flavien109 March 23, 2022
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Van

The very short kid who is a elementary school condom plug
Damn, that van is getting money
by Harryblunt December 6, 2019
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Sharon Van Etten

Literally the best artist out there. I love Sharon Van Etten.
- "Yo who are you listening to? Never heard of her."
"Sharon Van Etten!? She's a goddess."
by laundrymat96 May 28, 2022
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Van Geou

1. 玩
2. 飯
1. 你van geou我啊?
2. 幾時食樓van啊?
by Sck_my_dck July 7, 2022
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Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019
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Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud

Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him

Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
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pak die chickie van achter

kanker, a Dutch Hip-Hop song by 7sidebaby. It got famous because of meme accounts on instagram, and if you yell 'pak die chickie van achter' (which means 'grab that girl from behind') on a dutch school people will automaticly say kanker (which means cancer)
Person: pak die chickie van achter
everybody in a dutch school: kanker
by lil bodyfluids October 16, 2019
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