unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 18, 2019

Rainbow unicorn

When one homie straps a dildo to his head and helps another homie out with his constipation

John was such a homie, he pulled a rainbow unicorn on my ass.

by September 27, 2021

torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak

Torred unicorn is a savage

by Cammed Scat Pack August 09, 2018

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 25, 2023

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Unicorn asbestos

Glitter.

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?

by theeeepeppermintbutler March 02, 2018