Waynesburg University 

A college located in the middle of nowhere surrounded by the hickville town of waynesburg, pennsylvania.

I recieved my diploma from Waynesburg University.

Waynesburg University by lost in waynesburg January 25, 2011

The Universal Law of Balance

The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.

I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!

The Universal Law of Balance by jazequah March 15, 2011

George Mason University 

A bruh moment public university.

person 1: yo I've decided I'm going to pick George Mason University over JMU.
person 2: bruh. good luck

George Mason University by AyoFamImSlick March 5, 2022

UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee 

Second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconsin. Sheldon B. Lubar school of business is one of the best in the nation. UWM is a great teaching school. UWM has awesome residence halls. The campus also acquired about 10 acres of undeveloped forest for its school of letters and sciences back in 2010. If you like suite-style residence halls, small class sizes, great food, and top quality education, then UWM is for you!

Friend: Hey, where did you go to college?
Me: I went to UWM!

Friend: I've heard about them, are they a good college?
Me: Only if you like suite style residence halls, awesome on-campus events like battleship and pantherfest, smaller class sizes, and one of the top colleges in Wisconsin!
Friend: That sounds awesome! I should've gone to UWM!

UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is the second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconisin, second only to UW Madison.

UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee by Truelove101 June 11, 2015

ryerson university 

A college that still thinks its a university, much like western being a 4 star vacation resort. Engineering is good at ryerson, but overall is a very mediocre school, especially the business program.

Queen's Graduate: Well I got my BComm, now I'm planning to do an internship in switzerland for goldman sachs.

U of T Graduate: Really? Wow I'm going to china to work on some investment funds and oversee some potential new buyouts.

York(schulich) Graduate: Nice guys, I'm just planning on staying here and working for Morgan stanley on some M&A projects.How about you?

Ryerson Graduate: you guys r fagz u know that?! fucking fagz who suck their moms cockzrosz!! PWNED!!!! ur so stoopid!!

ryerson university by Dr Doom July 16, 2008

San Diego State University 

alma mater of the following founders: Jack in the Box, Rubio's, Panda Express, and Wahoo's .. Graduates are destined to become fast food founders .. No wonder we suck at everything (FB: 1 bowl win, 4 losses) else except parties (playboy's party list '09 .. #3) ..

San Diego State University

San Diego State University by westgoeseast August 2, 2010

Ohio State University

Considered the best Public school in the state. Recently ranked AHEAD of Miami of Ohio by U.S. New and World Report. It is easy to hate a good school with a dominant football program, which is why so many outsiders do. And not quite so ghetto as some ignorant people think.

Ohio State University was the best school I ever visited

Ohio State University by Chris dubbs May 17, 2006