Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.
I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call
by Direwolf May 07, 2023
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zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.
“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP
by Bryn89 August 08, 2022
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Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
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national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him
Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
by trollerspy December 15, 2021
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Zombie Hunter

a person that hunts zombies for a living or just for survival, mostly seen with an axe or shotgun.
one zombie to another:
better watch out that zombie hunter is out hunting zombies again
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Undercover zombie

Zombies who are undercover to fit into humanity to attack at any givin time
Did you hear that Karen got bitten by a undercover zombie who was pretending to be the manager?
by Seth the porn January 31, 2020
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zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.
The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.
by mlhiss June 27, 2020
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