Brazoria county is the most chaotically peaceful place. You will get cussed out on BC updates or taken in by a friend. The air is heavy, but you can never seem to get away.
by Rileygracie12 June 2, 2024
Get the brazoria countymug. The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.
by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022
Get the fresno county jailmug. Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be outcasted by everyone you meet. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They’ll act like you're the love of their life and then hit on the next new attractive pair of legs that pass by right in front of you. Their mommy will have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. No one’s good enough for her baby boy other than herself. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Live in Schoharie County if you enjoy subjecting yourself to abuse and don’t really want to get anywhere if life.
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
Get the Schoharie Countymug. "Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023
Get the Carter county mating callmug. A beautiful but poor county in northwestern California. It is an amazing place to go camping as long as it is not burning down again. It is also one of the 3 counties in the Emerald Triangle (the others being Humboldt and Mendocino).
by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020
Get the Trinity Countymug. Area north of Peters Mountain in Dauphin County Pennsylvania; Consists of Halifax, Millersburg, Elizabethville, Berrysburg, Lykens, Williamstown, Wiconisco, Pillow, and Gratz.
by Boyer88 March 20, 2022
Get the Upper Dauphin Countymug. Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.
by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025
Get the Crooks Countymug.