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Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.
by keepittea March 13, 2022
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the coffee

A copy of the 1980's band. Affair's song, "No Turning Back" also known as "Ain't No Way" on SOCAN. It was first mentioned in the 1984 porno, Taboo III. This was a speech-to-text error said by Christopher Saint Booth. One of the people in the 1980's duo, Who's Who? (Christopher Saint Booth, Philip Adrian Booth) who were behind infamous lostwave, Ulterior Motives/EKT/Everyone Knows That, who were also involved in Affair.
Who's Who? Fan: "YO CHRISTOPHER FOUND THE COFFEE I'M SO HAPPY"
by riverflow1986 August 23, 2025
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Coffee Cup

Coffee Cup is the name of the Cafe which is featured by superheroes! It is cozy and versatile. Its balanced ambiance allows you to convert your corner from professional meetings to hangouts, to under the carpet dates. The food is de-li-cious.
Oh, and did we mention, they have the best Coffee in Hyderabad. Even Star-Lord can’t beat this DC heaven.
Sheesh dude, hurry! We have got to get to our corner at Coffee Cup, they’re waiting!
by sri.ivan November 24, 2021
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Coffee

Someone you want to wake up to in the morning, especially a sexual partner. <Inspired by Miguel song - Coffee>
His game is so hot, I'ma need some cream with that coffee.
by gumboverde February 5, 2017
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coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.
There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout
by Apokalypse November 13, 2020
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Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.
How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
by Vincekid March 25, 2020
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Happy Coffee

An Innovative Nigerian Coffee Brand poised at improving the Nigerian Coffee Culture. Founded in 2015 by Princess Adeyinka, Happy Coffee has been growing the Coffee drinking culture whilst using Nigerian coffee blends that directly supports the local famers.
by PAt8633 January 31, 2020
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