swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.

That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!

by videix September 6, 2009

Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

swamp izzo

an epic dj that spams tags like
"swamp izzo"
"giggle"
"lets go"
"gunshots sfx"
"swamp"
"I AM THE MUSIC"
"swah izuh"
"CARTER"
this nigga made I am music
He found future's talent

Shawty wanna go out, yeah, I told her, "Get in my truck"
Bottom line, tonight
I'm tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo, haha)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet

by trimtrimtrimtrimcreationgngshi May 26, 2025

swamp vapor

when the fart stink so bad it's not passing gas anymore, it's the most horrendous odor to ever exist and entering the atmosphere.

guy 1: dude did you just pass gas?
guy2: no, bro.. that was swamp vapor.

by notswampvaporguy April 3, 2023

swamp rag

The towel Shrek has blown countless loads of Cum on

When at shreks house be carefully to avoid his gooy green swamp rag, you get pregnant Forsure

by BigDickaSorus March 31, 2021

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

Swamp sheep

Swamp sheep: a person who loves the goverment swamp as it is and trusts that the goverment has the best intrest of then in mind. Particularly a Democrat, a victim type mentality. They likely work for the goverment in some form and have loyalty to the swamp continuing to provide for them. A sort of blind loyalty, very naive to the world and how it works. Swamp sheep would rather live in a cage in a corrupt goverment claim blm and defund the police yet would be the first cowards to call the cops when someone breaks a rule like not wearing a mask during covid 19.

He's a swamp sheep. Been living off the govt tit since he was a boy.

by Itsfree October 27, 2020