James

literally just a chimpanzee

kid: mom i wanna go to the zoo
mom: yeah we can go see the james

by john-a-thong January 20, 2020

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James

that boi in tech who knows noting, cike he nkows everythig.

oh there's is tahat fat boi, James

by fatboiii1918 August 11, 2019

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James

A guy who has a massive penis and can make anyone wet.

James's Wong is massive

by Dickheah1234 April 23, 2019

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James Lipton

(n)
1. One who is inside the Actor's Studio.
2. Will Ferril, sometimes.

1. Inside The Actor's Studio is hosted by James Lipton.
2. Will Ferril's impression of James Lipton was hilarious!

by the Jazz March 2, 2004

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James Corden

A less funny Peter Kay

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"

by SnexuSakesGlaz February 4, 2020

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An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!

Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'

by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010

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